The Gay Hallmark Movie People Kept Asking For

For years, queer audiences joked about wanting “a Hallmark Christmas movie, but make it gay.” When Single All the Way dropped on Netflix, the memes finally felt answered. Snowy small town? Check. Meddling family? Check. Holiday decorations aggressively colonising every frame? Double check. The only real twist is that the romantic leads are two men—and the homophobia is swapped out for over‑enthusiastic support.

Pretending to date until it stops being pretend.